i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok
I think about just grabbing you and kissing you every time I see you.
Maybe I think the same, I wish I knew who you were.
To my future wife…
When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.